Hall of Shame

The new inductees to the Hall of Shame are (drum roll):

1. The U.S. House of Representatives for passing the "Enboldening our Enemy and Buying Votes Through Pork" bill.

2. The U.S. Senate for passing the "Aiding our Enemy and Pork" bill.

3. Any other idiot who thinks 1 and 2 above were good things.

Stop Gore-bal Warming

Earth to Al Gore -

"You can stop global warming by doing the following:

1. Stop flying around the world in a private jet.
2. Stay home and turn off some lights in that mansion of yours.
3. Reduce carbon dioxide levels by keeping your BIG MOUTH SHUT!!!

Thank you and have a nice day."

Childish behavior

Same-sex solidarity brings end to weddings: Grace Church stands up for homosexuals

BY Nick Grabbe Staff Writer
Published on March 12, 2007

Declaring a 'holy fast,' Grace Episcopal Church has decided to stop performing all wedding ceremonies because its bishops bar the blessing of same-sex unions.


'Gays and lesbians are the church, as much, if not more, as I am as a straight white man,' he said in his sermon. 'But this sacrament, and the grace it is meant to convey, is not available to them.'

Yes, it is available to them. They can marry anytime they want, just not to someone of the same sex.

'I am convinced that when gays and lesbians are baptized, they become full members of the body of Christ,' said Bullitt-Jonas. 'They are not partial members or conditional members or second-class members.'

They are full members. They must repent of there sins the same as everyone else.


This is pretty childish behavior. If I can't have my way, I am going to take my marbles and go home.

Aaaaaah......Nevermind

Frostbite, equipment damage end latest Bancroft-Arnesen trek

PATRICK CONDON
Associated Press

MINNEAPOLIS - A North Pole expedition meant to bring attention to global warming was called off after one of the explorers got frostbite.

The explorers, Ann Bancroft and Liv Arnesen, on Saturday called off what was intended to be a 530-mile trek across the Arctic Ocean after Arnesen suffered frostbite in three of her toes, and extreme cold temperatures drained the batteries in some of their electronic equipment.

You just can't make this stuff up. Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit.

Aaaaah.......Nevermind!

Slippery Slope

Couple stand by forbidden love

By Tristana Moore
BBC News, Berlin

They share a small flat in an east German tower block on the outskirts of the city. It looks like an ordinary family scene, but Patrick is Susan's brother and they are lovers.

"Many people see it as a crime, but we've done nothing wrong," said Patrick, an unemployed locksmith.

"We are like normal lovers. We want to have a family. Our whole family broke apart when we were younger, and after that happened, Susan and I were brought closer together," he said.

Here we go. All the arguments used to support gay marriage can also be used to support this. Get out your skies. The slippery slope is getting icy.

Employee Intimidation Bill

The U.S. House of Representatives has passed the Employee Free Choice Act (H.R. 800). Better known as the Employee Intimidation Bill or the How Can We Best Pay Back the Union Thugs Bill.

Democrats Give Unions a Leg-Up in the Workplace

By Susan Jones
CNSNews.com Senior Editor
March 02, 2007

(CNSNews.com) - Labor Secretary Elaine Chao called it a "sad day for our country" after the House of Representatives "deprived workers of their basic right" to vote privately on whether they want to join a union or not.

Are you serious?

UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

That's right. We need to ask those on the mother ship to help us save the planet because we are ALL GOING TO DIE.

Me thinks someone must have taken a hockey puck to the side of the head in his youth.