1. Charlie Sheen comes out with his conspiracy theory comments about what happened on 9/11.
"Call me insane," said Sheen, "but did it sort of look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"
"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets: that feels like a conspiracy theory,"These statements are proof positive that drug and alcohol abuse causes brain damage.
2. Hillary tells us WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), sort of.
"It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scriptures,"
..."This bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself."
3. Christian peace activists are rescued in Iraq. But, do not show the basic value of thanksgiving. Instead, they blame the good guys.
"We believe that the illegal occupation of Iraq by multinational forces is the root cause of the insecurity which led to this kidnapping and so much pain and suffering in Iraq today," said Doug Pritchard, co-director of the Christian Peacemaker Teams. "The occupation must end."
Makes you want to wrap some duct tape around your head, before it explodes.
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